Friendly Reminder: A Christmas Story Sucks

A trailer has dropped for THE MOST OVERRATED AND SHITTY CHRISTMAS MOVIE OF ALL TIME. I feel it's my responsibility to remind everyone how much A Christmas Story sucks. 

I don't know a single person under 50 who likes this movie. I really don't. As a kid my parents, aunts and uncles, along with what felt like every other kid in America's parents would put this on as a right of passage or a Christmas tradition and I hated it from the minute I saw it. All my friends hated this movie. HATED it. Never once did we exchange that any piece of this movie was funny, quotable, or that we wanted to rewatch it. 

All of that would have been fine. There's plenty of movies I don't want to watch and then just stay out of their way. Everyone has their preferences. You can avoid them as you please. Unless of course a certain channel decides to run that shitty movie 24 HOURS A DAY ON CHRISTMAS as well as advertises it for the entire month with commercials while watching basketball or flipping channels.  I can't chose to ignore this shit bag movie if they are going to shove it down my throat. 

Also, who on earth thinks of all the Christmas movies, this one deserves a 24 hour marathon? Fuck A Christmas Story and anyone who supports it. Movie sucks.